Stop! Don't do it! Let go! No!
I can't believe this planet has such yummy food!
Three cheers for Earth!
What did you eat back home?
Stuff like fried space scorpions and space clams.
Quit talking about your "space" delusions! Grow up!
I'm eating in my own home as a guest. Unbelievable.
Come to think of it,
how many years has it been since I ate with Min-chan at this table?
Min-chan...
You're holding your chopsticks all wrong. And you're dropping food...
Look, if you hold them like this, you can even pick up meatballs.
Try it.
I'm fine this way.
"Try it"?
Mom, I hate how annoying Daddy is.
I'm saying this for your own good.
Mom spoils you too much.
That's why you still can't use chopsticks correctly.
Besides, all you eat is meat, no veggies at all.
You'll grow up to have a twisted personality.
Who do you think puts food on this table?
Daddy's annoying. So annoying.
But Daddy's right, Min-chan.
You should eat your veggies, too.
Here.
I hated how awkward things were at home, back then,
but thinking back on it, dinner with family is...
Meat, the origin of life!
Meat rod lickity lick!
Meat Rod !!
Lickity Lick !!
Meat of the matter! Dead meat! All meat and no potatoes! Beat the meat! Hi-yah!
Meat of the Matter !
Dead Meat !
All Meat and No Potatoes !
Beat the Meat !
Hi-yah !!
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
Meat refers to animal hypodermis and muscle...
Earthlings are such base lifeforms.
They're selfish and have no fortitude.
If you use the darkness in their hearts,
manipulating them is a piece of cake.
Min-chan's daddy!
Did you just hit me? Then give me Min-chan's hand in marriage!
"Who keeps company with the wolf will learn to howl," huh?
My stupid brother let himself be tainted by this inferior culture.
Meat rod! One man's meat is another man's poison!
The meat is meatier than the sword!
Meat! Meat! Meat! Yay, yay, yay!
This world's Min-chan has a great father.
He buys new furniture and makes delicious food.
There's no place for me here.
But it's okay. There's another world where Min-chan is waiting for me.
Meat! Meat! Meat!
Dammit.
They're both Min-chan's daddy,
but while one is fat and ugly, he's got a heart of gold.
The other one, meanwhile, is so haughty that he won't even give me the time of day.
Oh, could it be?
I'm sure this one is working so hard, his belly's filled with methane!
Methane
That's why he explodes over
the tiniest of things and gets mad.
Father! I'll control your shit
and make you feel refreshed from the bottom of your bowel!
La la la la la la, I am the shit master.
Your shit will drop, so you gotta scream...
"Today's shit is good shit.
One after another bites the dump!"
Get out. We're eating here.
Why? Pourquoi? Warum? Perché?
Is your shit rebelling?
Meat! Meat! Meat!
Hey, let's hit the toilet.
Uh, okay...
What, they're going together? Gross!
Please.
I want to settle this meat duel with you and go take a dump with them, too.
What is it, Daddy-o?
Forget daddy. Just call me an old man.
Take off your underwear if you're gonna do your thing.
Help me.
Look, I wouldn't mind taking off Min-chan's panties, but yours...
No. I want to return to my world right now.
What? But there's still lots of meat left.
It's too heartbreaking to watch.
Do it right away.
About that, I'm not confident about controlling shit...
I'm fine with it!
If you'll do it, I'll take off my underwear right now!
Ninth Day as a Superhero "If You'll Do It, I'll Take off My Underwear Right Away"
If you'll do it, I'll take off my underwear right now!
"If you'll do it, I'll take off my underwear right now!"
You see, I've lost confidence in my ability.
What? Can't you control anything you ingest?
I placed a "Shit, Shit, Come Out" spell on the other daddy earlier, but it didn't work!
Oh, no! He's probably got piles from living the designer life for years, too!
He didn't want Min-chan to see his pained face,
so he resisted your spell with all he had.
Is that so? I'm kind of moved for some reason.
There was an Earth proverb that said, "nine out of every ten men has piles."
Nine Out Of Every Ten Men Has Piles
Do all male globers endure that suffering?!
That's right! You don't know our pain because you're not an Earthling!
What if he wasn't an Earthling?
My ability wouldn't work on him!
It's locked on to only Earthlings! Who is he, then?
Play nice, now.
Meat seconds.
But it's not good to baselessly suspect people.
Shall we test it?
Meat, meat, meat!
Ooohhhh!
What are those two doing in the bathroom?
Man, I've lost my appetite.
I can't do this!
All I've seen is weird people and weird things lately!
Thanks for the food!
Not eating any more, Min-chan?
She unintentionally created a golden opportunity!
I'll switch this booze with the water of despair now!
Take one sip, and they'll lose all confidence due to sorrow,
lose all hope in life, and off themselves.
Even if they die, everyone will forget about it immediately.
Earth's only superhero, and my rival for the throne...
I can kill two birds with one stone.
Truly the perfect plan! Cheers!
There's that fatass, the guy who calls himself a space prince...
And now Yamada's got huge tits...
To top it all off, even my old man has gone crazy.
I can't believe he tried to throw away this precious box.
Min-chan, Daddy will make lots of money
and buy a house and this car!
This car sucks! It only has two seats!
Where will Mom sit?
Ah! So scary!
Min-chan, if you learn karate, you won't be scared of anything.
That rotten old man...
He's not at all dependable,
but, for some reason, just having him here puts me at ease.
That's all of it. No more.
Any more, and I'll meet my maker.
That's weird. My shit-control ability is working perfectly.
Which means there's only one remaining answer!
That guy there is an alien!
Big trouble! Big, big trouble!
Hey, alien!
Someone help!
What are you doing?!
Don't stop me! I have no choice but to die!
I'm incompetent, and nobody acknowledges me!
There's no point in me living anymore!
Suicide? Why suicide?!
Hey!
Spit it out! Who are you?!
I don't know who you are, but Min-chan will be devastated if you die!
So don't you dare die!
They call me gay just because I wear good clothes.
And my parents say I'm shit because I'm not strong enough.
I've had enough! Give me more booze, bartender!
Gimme more booze! And chasers, too!
What? This? You want this?
I'll just drink it all myself!
I could just die! Don't stop me!
I look like this now, and my daughter won't acknowledge me!
I should just die already!
What in the world is going on here?
Man, Earthlings are so emotionally frail.
You can't keep going unless you drink something like this.
Let's see.
I could just die! Don't stop me!
I could just die!
Min-chan won't give me the time of day!
There's no point in me living anymore!
Oh, I get it. This booze is the problem.
Want to analyze it?
Try ingesting it.
I could just die! Die!
I could just die! Don't stop me!
I'll really die! Super die!
My wife and son left me, and now I just pointlessly go commando.
Extremely die! Super-duper die!
I should just go commando in the afterlife!
What? What is this book?
What are they...
Father, why do you call me stupid?
Look, I worked so hard to do things perfectly!
Hey, someone tell me,
just what's going on.
You have to eat your veggies, Min-chan.
You'll grow up to have a twisted personality.
Try wrapping meat in a leaf like this and eating it.
Good girl, Min-chan.
It's so good!
I see. Daddy'll do it now.
I must take care of you when I'm home, at least.
Here. Say "aah."
Who...
Just who are you?
Why do you know about that?
Daddy is...
under...
Why?
Why are all these people drawn in this book?
In this book, you're a superhero.
To protect us, you fight and defeat...
Well?
Defeat whom, exactly?